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January 25, 2006

In Nonsan and Around the World

Who are you?

Identifiy yourself

Who is the person in California, USA who has been reading my blog?

Who has been reading from Melbourne?

Really...I wanna know. Apparently 13 of you have read the Bimbo since the beginning of the month and I can only account for 7.

Don't take it the wrong way, you are all welcome, The Chosun Bimbo is an equal opportunity blog.  But if you are a random guy sitting on your porch in Santa Monica reading me (and hopefully not sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces) drop me a line to say hi:

stafford(dot)lumsden(at)gmail(dot)com

you can now see where people have been viewing me from on my friendster profile page  here although I think you have to sign in. I'll check that. there is a little world map between the Saturday Night Live Clip of the Narnia Rap and another clip of my Junior 1-6 class reciting the rules from Fight Club.

By the way friendster I don't appreciate ads like this on my profile page: (click to view)

Stafs_page

Brad Pitt all over this entry - I watched Mr and Mrs Smith again in the weekend.

Anyway it is slowly but surly winding toward the end of the week and it's a long weekend so plenty of time to rest. I'm not going to do anything I don't think as moving around Korea during a natioanl holiday is a nightmare.

January 21, 2006

(Insert witty title here)

I really have nothing to say (That would make a change wouldn't it!?). I managed to get through the week and console myself with the fact that there is only  another week or so of this morning tortue left.

In the meanseason here is what my kids have been doing in class lately:
Tower3

Tower4

It obviously hasn't been all fun and games - here is my take of the story of the "Earth God"

Earthgod_story and here I am going absolutly mental after three weeks of having to get up at 7am

Mental

January 16, 2006

"Monday I've got Friday on my mind!"

(Apologies to dial up users - there are still some of you out there - lots of photos in this one)

Almost half way through the winter vacation season and I'm still not on top of things - but what's a guy to do? Today however was far from pleasent thanks to one of the kids in my 12:00 class who decided to play the little shit class. After 40 minutes and finally realising that no number of bribes or threats were going to work I dragged his punk ass out of class and made him sit in the foyer to start his wor's simply not good formk with 10 minutes to go.
'The Boss' came out and proceeded to give the erant child not two but three swift cracks to the back of the head - quite hard - which settled him down somewhat and that was that. A couple of kids in my so called advanced class are also giving me the shits. More accurately one is misleading another relativly good lad and so I had to have a few words with them this afternoon - hopefully they will sort themselves out for at least a couple of days.
While I'm not that concerned at the events that transpired at twelve - boys will be boys - the aftenoon lot are worrisome in that it's an extra class which parents are paying extra and for which I am getting paid extra, I don't think I'll get fired over it, (I hope) but it doesn't look to good, and it's not really good form is it.

In other news
Let me introduce to you the new W5000 note

Front

Back

There has been talk of the new notes for ages and I was aware that new designs had been chosen. I did do a double take this evening when I went into the LG25 for a pack of durries and got this in return.

I must say it looks a whole lot nicer than the old one, and has a sort of Euro feel to it. As you can see it retains the picture of 율곡이이 who lived in the 16th century

Hologram

I particularly like the new hologram showing the Penninsula and 5000, you can't see it in the photo but when tilted in the light it shows the 4 ideograms on the Korean flag (Earth, Air, Fire and Water) (??) You should also note the new counterfitting measures in the improved watermark and metal strip

Anticounterfit

Watermark

There is also no doubt micro printing on the note - I would say somewhere in the face. The serial numbers have been romanized and also of note the seal of the bank of Korea has changed to the more modern square version and it clearly states "Seal of the Bank of Korea" or 한국은행총재. The note also retains the Dots found on Korea's currency - 1 dot for the W1000, 2 for the W5000 and 3 dots for the W10000.

Dots

I cannot verify where but I did hear that counterfit notes were on the decline in Korea due to the relative ease of electronic fraud as compared to printing out bits of paper which can be tracced a little easier. I dear say that Bank Cheques are probably a bit easier to fake as well, Korea's highest denomination only being W10000 so large amounts of money are paid out in standardised bank cheques which are fully negotiable.

In totally unrelated news I have now had my new phone for 2 weeks now and have a few  things to say about it.

Hellomoto

Mostly praise infact for a phone I have lusted after for some time indeed. Firstly it's size cannot be compared (although the new L9 from Motorola is a "CandyBar" styled RAZR obviously called the SLVR). So much so that it comfortably fits in my shirt pocket.

Motovssony1

Motovssony2

I am mostly happy with the camera and it takes pretty good pictures for a 1.3 megapixel CCD. Although with my shaking hands they are rarly in focus. But the colour is pretty good and there is little noise in the images as seen below

Wewiz

and here are some shots of some of the better kids I teach hard at work. These are particularly good shots in terms of colour reproduction.

Andrew

Jane

Danny

The interface for taking pictures is similar to earlier moto phones

Motophotoalbum

The phone also has the ability to capture moving pictures. With over 70MB of internal storage there is little problem as I find few reasons to break out the video rather than still camera, but I have used it a couple of times and 3 minutes of video only take up about 2MB. The quality is pretty dodgy but the novelty value is pretty good. I have seperatly downloaded some connectivity software (There is a USB cable in box) which allows me to sync contacts, photos and movies etc. On the down side the software converts the native Motorola format into .avi but blows the size up enormously - 2MB on the phone becomes 12MB on my desktop. (For an example of the video visit my Protopage here) The phone has three phot folders to manage images and they can be edited to an extent after being saved. They can be rsized, cropped and colours changed, included in one of the sizes is a wallpaper mode meaning images are resized to fit  the idle standby screen, or even the external screen.  You can also take photos on the external screen with the flip closed - good for checking your makeup or if anything is stuck between your teeth.

Close_the_flip

Moto_self_capture

Overall the interface is similar to the first Motorola I had (and lost) here in Korea, so was easy to pick up and use straight away.

Moto_outbox

The internet on the thing is fast (It is after all on an EV-DO connection -advanced CDMA if you will) but access to anything outside of SK Telecom's services is pretty limited meaning I am stuck in this Korean speaking only walled garden of sorts. What I woul give to be able to check my gmail on its gorgeous bright screen. But this is a service provider issue rather than with the phone. Likewise the ability to load a couple of mp3s o the thing would be good but I have to register and download the SK Telecom player on to my desktop and registering for anything on the Internet in Korea is a bitch and a half if you are a foreigner without a ID number. (The foreigner numbers are one short of the Korean ones ). Call connect and quality are all pretty good and clear and the speaker phone works well, a number of times I have had to go speaker while connected to the computer.
Overall its a pretty good device with a nice big bright screen, relativly good camera and taking into the exchange rate cheaper than the GSM version offered in New Zealand (but inexpicably twice as expensive as the eqivilant model sold in the US). On top of that it lacks the connectivity of the GSM version - no Bluetooth - but has a better camera. I quite like it in black too rather than silver (or the pink Maria Sharapova version). It lacks the myriad of functions on the (Now 3 year old Sonyericsson P800) and can't access the real internet. But I am more than happy with ot and hopefully it will last me through another year in Korea.

That's it - your bored after reading all this and I'm bored after writing this - besides, "House" is on TV I'm off...

January 12, 2006

Morning. Yes 'tis Mornin'

I am loosing the will to do almost anything!

Up at 8am, washed, clothes ironed, dressed and out the door by 9am. A full days work and I'm home at 5:30pm. (Not counting an hour for lunch - how I used to dream of a job with an hour lunch break!) By the time seven o'clock rolls around it feels like midnight, invariably it is closer to that time that I actually do get to bed - only to do it all over again.
I know I'm whining - sorry.
I know the majority of the adult population in Korea and the rest of the world do this day in and day out - I'm sorry.
But in the last six months since I last taught classes in the morning I have grown accustomed to sleepiing until about 10, laziing about in the morniing, setting off to work at about 1pm, coming home at 8:30 - 9pm and finally pissing about some more until getting into bed around 1:30 - 2am. (Not to mention all the good TV that's on at about midnight!)
So what's to be done? Buggered if I know - all I know is "Two weeks down...two to go."

In other news: (In no particular order)
The Jung Chul franchise has undergone a very large rebranding leaving everything from my business card to report forms all out of date. This means that over the next couple of weeks (weekends?) I will have to redo them all - easy, but very tediuos work involved. I will probably get my business cards made proffessionaly on some nice paper. (Remember that scene from American Psycho?) More on that as news comes to hand
Dr Hwan is an outright fake according to most recent reports (although the cloned dog seems to be a bonified break through - excuse the pun) with the Seoul prosecutor's office raiding his home and officers looking for the billions of Won funneled his way by the governmentto aid in the supposed research into stem cell research (I bet Korean Air isn't letting him fly first class for free anymore!). I have mentioned before the reverence with which 'The Boss' has spoken of the now debunked Dr Hwan and on Wednesday I received an Apology from 'The Boss' on behalf of all Koreans in regards to the dispicable lies. Just goes to show how pissed off Koreans are at this guy. (Or at how pissed off they are at themselves for building him up to be something he clearly wasn't.)
As the weekend approaches I find myself having not the foggiest as to what to do - I am inclined to sleep the weekend away like I did last week but for which I have spent the week feeling quite quilty. I could do my Korean hoomework (I have been putting  off a lesson since last Sunday because I've just been too knackered to even look at it. But instead of all of this I may go to the City of Daejon and see King Kong at the movies which I see has had pretty mixed reviews and had only like the 10th most successful opening weekend in movie history. (Which means it still made a  Kajillion dollars of which I would be happy with less than half.)
In hearing about it on Inside the Net (Part of the This Week in Tech stable of Podcasts) I have been playing arouund with Protopage, what is billed as a personalised homepage - you can put up links, RSS feeds etc on postit note - like sticky notes. You can even use the embedded You Tube player for video and Fliker for your photos. (Although I still don't like the idea of all my photos on the internet for some reason...). Anyway it is probably worth a look for any of you who carry around your bookmarks in Gmail like I do for when you are at the PC방 like I (used) to do. You can check out my protopage creation here
On a related tech note can anyone tell me why my start button and taskbar sometimes disappear when I resume my laptop from standby or hibernation - I can use the desktop and open files etc no problem but it's a bitch if I want to start word or search or use something in the notification area!
OCN (Channel 22) has now played every episode of CSI from seasons 1 through 5 and (how sad is my life) I can say I have seen all but a handful (seriously maybe 3?) and now they're repeating them. And NCIS is being replayed (again) on XTM (Channel 67). Scrubs is playing on Olive (Channel 42) and with no ads it's only about 15 minutes long - is this wahat watching stuff on an iPod with video is like? I'd say yes if I ever used my PSP but nowadays I drag it out occassionally only to play Lumines - My PSP is almost a year old! (How time flies) but cements the fact that I was one of the first to get one (even before they were out here in Korea) from Japan in March. I soooooooooo want a new iPod too - the old 4GB iPod mini keeps throwing hissy fits and not turning on, not turning off and generally being a bitch. It seems that all of my shit (now being almost 2 years old - say in the case of my laptop) are starting to show their age. Luckily the trusty old Playstation 2 is going great guns - I bought SoulCalibre III a week or so ago - great fighting fun that!
I dropped my phone for the first time tonight - only like a foot, and then proceeded to drag it across the floor before managing to pick it up. Luckily just the cover is scratched to buggery and not the actual phone.
All is confirmed for Dilworth in March (paid and my memorabilia goodies are on the way.) It's a shame that 'The Boss' is freaking me out and insisting that in order to get a cheaper ticket he has to book with 30 days of when I want to leave. This is through Lotte Tours. I'm not sure how it works here in Korea but where I'm from the cheapest tickets are always booked like 6 months in advance...he better not f*&^ it up.
I've shaved. I kept the sidies

January 07, 2006

Good day sunshine!

Mot_0005Isn't that the most beautiful blue sky you have ever seen?

January 04, 2006

Morning Glory

This is going to kill me! Morning classes have begun now that the kids are on winter vacation. I have been up at 8:00 every morning this week and with the exception of last night in bed by midnight, and I am a mess! I don't know how I am going to get through the next 3 and a half weeks.
Yesterday was particularly bad (although I was a little hungover on top of being up bleeding early on it.) I threw a tantrum because one of my students who I have been having problems with for months continues to give me the shits during class. Hopefully he is getting moved to another class...but we will have to wait and see.
And it just feels like everyone is on my case for this, that or the next thing. I don't know why I feel so grotty, I have been getting a good 8 hours sleep...maybe it's just the shift in times that is fucking me over. On top of this I have an extra class twice a week so I am back to only the one free period a week.
One of the (few) upshots of working in the mornings is lunchtime - a whole hour in which I get lunch bought for me. Good Korean Nosh.
Anyway - HAPPY NEW YEAR! it was a relativly quiet night in retrospect. Had a few beers and came home to watch the clock pass midnight and then went to bed. I had entertained ideas of waiting up for the sunrise to take a few photos of the first sunrise of the year but the weather was pretty shitty and it was bleedin' cold - so no joy.
And so the new year began and already I have fulfilled one of my New Year's Resolutions in that I hae started taking Korean lessons from Sophia, (Who I seem to be seeing a lot of lately.)
So now, with only 3 lessons I can say heaps of useful things like:

나는맥주를좋아해요
I like beer.
나는토마토를별로안좋아해요
I don't like tomatoes much.
서울은매우복잡하다
Seoul is very crowded

And I can ask useful questions like:

뭐하고싶어요?
What do you want to do?

And I can reply

나는신문를읽고싶어요
I want to read the newspaper

(And no! These aren't Google translations)

Wholly useful phrases to know. But as I have come to learn if you start saying stuff in Korean readily assume you are a true linguaphone, have a complete mastery of the language and start speaking at you at 100km/h expecting an answer, to which I usually have to reply with a stupid look on my face. Nevertheless Learning a language is fun and Sophia is a pretty good teacher. I have offered to pay her but she is happy to receive some English tuition in return - We'll see how long it lasts after she figures out I'm one of the dumbest asses on the planet! (Or am I just abjectly lazy?)

In other news
I managed to go out and have dinner and get half a bottle of J&B into me with Ken and James on Monday night. "Long time no see" was the mantra of the evening and a good time was had by all. Due to many requests over the course of the evening because I kept flashing the new phone please find below a picture of "International Star" (His words not mine) James Kim:

James

Ken
Ken eating 갈비.

Mmmmmporkrinds
Mmmmm! Pork rinds.

Aftermath
The Aftermath!

James - in that he often travels to Japan for work brought me back some good (i.e. stronger than Korean durries) cigarettes.

Fuji_durry

And finally for the picture roundup...who is that guy on the right?

James_and_staffod

Ken is moving his family to Shanghai in early February. He will still be in Nonsan regularly since is manufacturing plant is here and we will be able to catch up, moreover it gives me a good excuse to head over to Shanghai sometime this year - I am thinking Chusok.
'The Boss' stumbled across a cheaper airfare to New Zealand through Lotte Tours (Only W912000 as opposed to W1339000 quoted by Korean Air) so we booked that this morning. Jolly good that. It, after all, only 59 days until I go. (oooooh Yeah!).

And Finally I have to say Google Earth is the bestest new funnest Toy I have. Go you good Google Go!

Nz

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